bruh

Anna New Jersey

mom: what do u want 4 birthdy??
me: video gaem
mom: no vid game, child.
me: money
mom: 4 what
me: for video gm ae
mom: outsmarted agen

I’m hot af as fuck

(via vaginatrainer)

chocolaty:

*tries to sound intimidating* *stutters*

(via telapathetic)

Cashier: That'll be $4.03
Me: I only have $4...
Cashier: That's ok, I have the three cents
Me: ...........
Cashier: ........
Me: what are we?
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