bruh

Anna New Jersey

Mother: BUT I GAVE BIRTH TO YOU!
Me: ain't nobody tell you to do that tho

chevvybar:

*uses “u” and “you” in the same sentence*

(via crystallized-teardrops)

sucymemebabaran:

ah yes the four seasons. wet, hot, halloween, and christmas

(via asparagays)

jaspersforever:

soulpxnk:

science side of tumblr why am i emo

your black skinny genes

(via lamelohan)

bakrua:

hartorotica:

I’m just saying -

Theoretically, since there seems to be no life form on Mars right now, and we have sent robots to transmit information to us, that implies that 100% of Mars’ current population consists out of robots.

We have a planet in our universe that’s solely inhabited by robots. Mars is a robot planet.

well ur not wrong

(via joshpeck)

awkwardvagina:

have you ever just cried because you’re you

(via done)

h0llo:

hot guy in the drive thru called me “ma’am” I just got mom zoned

(via trust)

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